If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?