Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?
Dov DavidoffSpace and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
Dov DavidoffWe're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.
Dov DavidoffJust saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
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