Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.
Comedy is rarely funny.
Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?