Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.