Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.