America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.