Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.