Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.