Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
Comedy is rarely funny.
The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.