The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.