Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.
MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.