Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportioned to the amount of fun its staff seems to be having.

People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.