Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

Comedy is rarely funny.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.