The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.