Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.