Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.