Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.