Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.