It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.
Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.