People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.