Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.