Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.