Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.