Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.