The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.