I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.
Dov DavidoffI wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Dov DavidoffAll politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
Dov DavidoffThe world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.
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