Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.