Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?