Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.