America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.