Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.