Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.