Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.
Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.
America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.