Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.
Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.