We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.