Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.