I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.

Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.