Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.