Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.
Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.