Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.
Comedy is rarely funny.
If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.
Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.
Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.