If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.