One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.
Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.
Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.