When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.