Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.