Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.