At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.