Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.