The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.
Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.