Lack of sleep is only bad if you have to drive, or think, or talk, or move.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.