When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.