People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.
If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.
MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.