If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

I don't know about you, but I like to fall in love on Mondays. This way if things go south right away you still have the weekend.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.