If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.