If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.