The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.
Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.