Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.