Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.