America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.