The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.