The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.