The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.

Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.