I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.