If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

The expectation of happiness creates a lot of unhappiness.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.