Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.
America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.