Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.