Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.
Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.