Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.