If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.
Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.