Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.