Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.
If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.
No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.