Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.