Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.
The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.
I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.
I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.