People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.