People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.