People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much.