The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.
Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.