Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.