You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.
Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.
Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.