It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.