If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
Dov DavidoffYou know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.
Dov DavidoffIf no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.
Dov Davidoff