It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.