It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.