A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.