I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.