You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.
Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.
If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.
White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.