I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.