If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.