The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.