The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.