The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.