A picture is worth a thousand words, but conversations with them generally end in dissapointment.
Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.
I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.
When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.