Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.
Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.
People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.
The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.