It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.