Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.