You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.
False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Comedy is rarely funny.
I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.