Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.
Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.