When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.