Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.