Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.