Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.