Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.