Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.
Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.
I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.
Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.
How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?