The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.

America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.