MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.
The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.
Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.