Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.