Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.
Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
When being interviewed by a woman for a job, never begin with listen up doll face.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.