Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.
Dov DavidoffSuicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.
Dov DavidoffAssassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
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