Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.