You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.
Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.
Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.
If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.