Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.