Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.