You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.