You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.