Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you.

Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.