White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.