I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.
Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.
I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.
Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.
The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.
It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.