Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.
Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.
Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.