Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.