Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.