I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
Dov DavidoffWomen often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.
Dov DavidoffFinding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.
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