Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.