False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.
Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.
Comedy is rarely funny.
I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.
Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.
Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.