Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.