Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.
Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.
People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.