Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.