I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.
Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.
Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?
If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.