Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.