Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?
Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.
Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.
I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.
A high percentage of vegan men look like lesbians.
I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.