Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.