Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.
I think you have a lot to offer... not necessarily as a person, but as an organ donor.
Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.
You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.