Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.
Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.
Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.
Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.
Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?