There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Is it cynical to assume that anyone smiling is a liar and a criminal?

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.