There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road.

Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.