There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.