Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.
Dov DavidoffYou can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.
Dov DavidoffMy bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.
Dov DavidoffI hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.
Dov Davidoff