You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.