Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.