Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.