Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?
Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.
Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.
The man I want to be could easily beat me up.