The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.
Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.
MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.
Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.
When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.